D-BAD  SOFTWARE LICENSE
Version 1.1 — "Don't Be A DOOS" Edition

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PLAIN-ENGLISH SUMMARY (Not Legally Binding)

Good people: welcome, enjoy, build cool things ❤️
Bad people: we see you, we don't like you, and we won't protect you.

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1. GRANT OF PERMISSION

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to use,
copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of
the Software, subject to the terms below.

You are trusted by default.

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2. D-BAD SECTION — FOR THE GOOD GUYS

D-BAD = Don't Be A DOOS
("DOOS" being South African slang for a cunt / general human malfunction.)

If you are acting in good faith — meaning you are not deliberately harming
others, lying, scamming, stalking, exploiting, or being a general DOOS — then:

• You are welcome here
• You may use the Software freely
• You may build commercial or non-commercial things
• You will receive the full benefit of this licence
• You are assumed to have a functioning conscience

Thank you for not being awful. We genuinely appreciate you.

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3. B-BAD SECTION — FOR THE BAD ACTORS

B-BAD = Being A DOOS, Deliberately

If you use this Software for intentionally harmful, deceptive, abusive, or
illegal purposes, including (but not limited to):

• Fraud, scams, or impersonation
• Harassment, coercion, or surveillance
• Malware, spyware, or covert data abuse
• Deliberate violations of applicable law

Then the following applies:

1. You are no longer welcome.
2. This licence does not protect you.
3. Any harm you cause is entirely your responsibility.

The author:

• Will not actively hunt you down
• Will not run surveillance or targeted investigations

However…

The author reserves the right to publicly criticise, disassociate from, or
describe (as opinion) the behaviour of parties who are credibly shown to be
acting as B-BADs.

This may include:

• Public statements of disapproval
• Withdrawal of support or acknowledgement
• Clear moral judgement of conduct

This is not a promise of fairness, neutrality, or politeness.

If you behave like a DOOS, you may be described as such.

(No doxxing. No threats. No lies presented as fact. Just opinion and consequences.)

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4. NO WARRANTY

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.

In no event shall the authors or copyright holders be liable for any claim,
damages or other liability, whether in an action of contract, tort or otherwise,
arising from, out of or in connection with the software or the use or other
dealings in the software.

Including but not limited to:
• "It worked yesterday"
• "It worked on my machine"
• "I assumed it would do the right thing"

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5. ATTRIBUTION

If you redistribute the Software or substantial portions of it, you must
include this licence and retain attribution to the original author(s).

You don't need to praise us.
Just don't erase us.

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6. FINAL WORD

Be curious.
Be competent.
Be kind.

And seriously —
DON'T BE A DOOS.

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