Description

Because yesterday wasn’t enough.

 

Why Everyone’s Buying This Book

Laugh-out-loud stories that make bathroom humour genuinely clever
Life-saving health information about colon cancer, gut health, and digestion
Survival strategies for public toilets, festival portaloos, and the dreaded “no paper” emergency
Fascinating history from the Great Stink of London to the invention of toilet paper
The urinal code explained (finally)
What your poop colour really means (and when to call a doctor)

How It Works

1. Read it anywhere
Perfect for bathroom reading, but honestly, it’s good enough for the living room.

2. Learn without realising it
History, science, psychology, and health tips disguised as entertainment.

3. Never be embarrassed again
Because you’ll finally know that everyone—literally everyone—has been there too.