Tony lost his shi… mind!
when he saw what we’d done.
You know that moment when you’re reading something so funny that you literally can’t breathe? When you’re laughing so hard that tears are streaming down your face and you’re making sounds that don’t even resemble human language?
That was Tony.
Tony is the person who did the final read-through of Today I Pooped. Again. before we sent it online. He’d been through the manuscript multiple times. He’d seen every draft, every edit, every carefully placed fart joke. He thought he was immune.
He wasn’t.
Three pages into his final read, he lost it. Completely. Utterly. Made-it-through-three-pages-and-collapsed kind of lost it.
And that was when we realised: we’d priced our books far too high. Not just one book. All of them.
The Great Price Drop of 2026
We’ve gone absolutely bonkers. Completely unhinged. The kind of pricing that makes accountants weep and readers cheer.
Every single book in our catalogue has been slashed to R50.
Yes, you read that correctly. R50. For everything.
Here’s what that looks like:
The Ultimate Zodiac Compendium
WAS: R500.00
750+ pages
NOW! – R50.00
WAS: R500.00
450+ pages
BOW R50.00!
The Orange Cat Compendium – Your Surrender Guide
R300.00
105 A$
R50.00
WAS: R300.00
45 pages
NOW R50.00!
.
The Field Journal of the Unseen Astrologer
WAS: R249.00
140 pages
NOW R50.00!
WAS: R59.00
199 pages
NOW R50.00!
That’s right. A 750-page zodiac compendium that used to cost R500 is now R50. A 450-page dream guide is R50. And the book that made Tony lose his shi... mind? Also R50.
We’ve lost our collective minds. And we’re not sorry.
Why Are We Doing This?
Because we’d rather have our books in your hands than gathering dust in a warehouse.
Because we believe in these books. Every single one of them. They’re weird, wonderful, and packed with more personality than you’ll find in a hundred generic bestsellers.
Because sometimes, the best marketing strategy is to just say: “Here. Take it. Enjoy it. Tell your friends.”
What You’re Getting
Each book is a complete experience:
The Ultimate Zodiac Compendium – 750+ pages of astrology, personality profiles, compatibility charts, and celestial wisdom. The kind of book you’ll reference for years.
The Ultimate Dream Compendium – 450+ pages of dream interpretation, symbolism, and the hidden messages your unconscious is sending you.
The Orange Cat Compendium – Your surrender guide to living with (and loving) the most chaotic creatures on Earth. 105 A$ pages of pure feline energy.
The Dream Cartographer – A 45-page guided journal for mapping your dreams and uncovering their secrets.
The Field Journal of the Unseen Astrologer – 140 pages of practical astrology for those who prefer observation over prediction.
Today I Pooped. Again. – 199 A$ pages of history, science, humour, and the thing every human does but nobody talks about. The book that made Tony cry with laughter.
The Bottom Line
We’ve dropped our prices to the point of absurdity. We’ve made our entire catalogue accessible to everyone. We’ve done this because we believe in what we’ve created.
But we also did it because Tony lost his mind reading the poop book.
And we figured if it’s that funny, everyone should be able to afford a copy.